Time for another Skwiz movie review! I decided to go a week late to see Avengers. There was part of me that wanted to be there for the midnight opening [but my 5:30 alarm beat that one down], plenty of me that wanted to try and go see it opening weekend, but I knew I wouldn’t be able to talk about it with my friends if I went before they could, and this movie must be talked about. Unfortunately, a couple friends still weren’t able to make it when we went on Saturday, so we can’t have a good old nerd round table before we start playing D&D next week (or whenever).
Really early I’m going to say that I give this a 5 out of 5. I loved the movie, but I’m not going to break percentages and give it a six or anything. I’m planning to see it again, and I want to take my wife [who is also my editor, so this may be posted poorly edited or a week or more after the original writing - ended up being a little of both, this went up a week after seeing, but unedited - I’m sure she’ll look at it after we go see it] to see it. I heard someone say, “On a scale of 1 to OMG,” and on that scale I’d give it a solid “BO-zheh moy” [it’s phonetic Russian, and a line from the film, look it up]. I tried to keep spoiler free in my previous movie reviews, but there would be little I want to to talk about if I did that, so there will be some spoilers ahead. I’ll give you fair warning, though; you can read the next couple paragraphs safely.
As I said, I really enjoyed this movie, and it was pretty much exactly what I was expecting going into it based on the tone of the Iron Man, Thor, and (somewhat) Captain America stand-alone films. I’ll admit I still haven’t seen Ed Norton’s Incredible Hulk, but I didn’t feel out of any kind of loop. My dumping into the Marvel universe began with the Spiderman and X-men cartoons of the 90s, and I do have a small box of comics in the basement that I started reading at that time, but I can’t give you exact details on everyone’s back stories, or tell you how they got things “wrong” in the movies, but I do enjoy me some good old superhero action. If you haven’t seen the most recent spate of Marvel movies [with the possoble exception of Incredible Hulk] this movie is not going to make a lot of sense to you. Granted, I’m pretty sure they aren’t really expecting to draw in people with no experience of the characters or other films, but fair warning. There is almost no exposition to the film. Hawkeye gets a little, since he was more a cameo in Thor than a real character, but you need to know who everyone else is, and how his or her personality works, going in. I liked that this movie wasn’t given over to a tremendous amount of exposition on the characters; it’s the only way a movie with this scope could work, and I think Joss Whedon nailed it.
I don’t think I’m spoiling much by saying that we knew the basic plot going into the movie. We need to assemble the team to fight a threat, spearheaded in this case by Asgardian god of mischief [and Thor’s adopted brother], Loki. That was in the trailer. And that, pretty much, is an entire plot summary: assemble team, beat Loki. If you are now going, “Oh c’mon! How can you give away the ending!” then shame on you. There was no way that the Avengers weren’t going to be able to kick serious ass, and we also know Thor 2 and Iron Man 3 are already in the works, so it isn’t like we can kill off either of them. This simple plot isn’t a problem, however. We’ve already had five movies [because I don’t think anyone is counting Bana Hulk] to establish how our heroes behave, what personality quirks we can expect, and their individual styles of ass-kicking, but now we need to find out how they are all going to be able to mesh together.
*HERE BE SPOILERS, READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK*
I can’t say that I noticed anything that screamed at me that Joss Whedon directed this movie, but I think he managed to turn what could have been a very boring idea into a great story about people. While the whole world is in peril, the most important thing seems to be interpersonal relationships, between the team members, between Thor and Loki, and even Black Widow’s relationship with her former self. Thinking of the Whedon stuff I know, there is always humor added to situations, because we all know someone who cracks jokes under pressure; it’s a very human reaction to stress, and I think that helps connect us to it. I didn’t feel like it was humor in a way that was inappropriate to the characters themselves, either. Tony has been established as quick witted and always with a joke, which may be mostly Robert Downey Jr., but he made Tony Stark his own, and it sounds natural. The others don’t try to keep up with him, but don’t always let things get by without adding their jabs. Humor in Avengers wasn’t a glue keeping together a bad movie, it was more, to switch metaphors, the chocolate chips you weren’t always expecting to find in the middle of the cake. Tony could have been the only comedic element and it would have held up, but I don’t think I’d be going to see it again if it was five straight men to one clown.
One thing I noticed was all of the “hero fights” in the movie. Thor takes on Iron Man, Cap tried to break it up and gets involved with Thor, Hulk goes after Black Widow (though that was more of a chase than a fight), and then Thor steps in to go toe to toe with the green man, Cap and Iron Man almost go at it, even Black Widow and Hawkeye (the two non “super” members of this team) get to duke it out. These people don’t always get along. They squabble, sometimes to dramatic effect, but in the end they have to learn how to work together, and they do that to even more dramatic effect. I’ll admit I’ve listened to a couple podcasts talking about the movie, so some ideas have seeds elsewhere, but I want to throw them out anyway. There are relationships presented that we can easily relate to. Captain America/Steve Rogers was a man idolized by Howard Stark, Tony’s father, and who almost certainly Tony was always being compared to, and he couldn’t stand up that perfect soldier; this establishes a sibling rivalry, especially in Tony’s attitude, that takes most of the film to play out. Tony and Bruce (notice how I’m trying to use their “secret” identities instead of their superhero titles?) connect on an intellectual level that none of the others can match; instead of Tony needing to figure out how to dumb down what he’s talking about, he and Bruce can expand upon each other’s work and do something the entire team of SHIELD scientists have been unable to do. Once Hulk (who is a different character than Bruce) finds out Thor (should I call him Donald Blake?) can take a licking and keep on ticking, they become a hard hitting one-two combo team. And of course, there is something more going on in Natasha/Clint world than was explored in this film, which bring me to the “things I wish could have been in the movie but couldn’t unless we wanted it to be more than five hours” section.
How did Thor get back from Asgard and why did he wait until that moment to do it? Are there any really special features to Iron Man’s new suit, and what exactly were those bracelets he put on? We got to know about Thor’s girl and Tony’s girl, but what happened to Steve’s; she shouldn’t have been dead yet, right? How was Bruce able to control the Hulk during transformation number two but not number one? And I wanted more Black Widow/Hawkeye story. It almost seemed they were teasing giving Widow her own movie, and I’d really like to get more of the non-superhuman story in there. I think it would be a great counterpart to the superhero films, without all the incredible CG special effects the other films needed to sell their characters.
Going off in a slightly different direction, I loved all the toys that just got thrown around - everything from Loki’s transforming staff to the SHIELD helicarrier. Coulsen picking up a gun that’s effect he doesn’t even know, and then getting the payoff of, “So that’s what it does,” was awesome. We got Hawkeye’s quiver of many tricks, the enemies’ skiffs, and I suppose we could call the flying “battle whales” tech. And of course “Stark” tower is a monumental piece of tech, with the added little bonus of the walking armor removal from the landing pad, just to match Tony’s incredible style.
There’s just so much I want to gush over, and I can’t wait to see this movie again, but the best thing you could do is to go see it yourself. My wife doesn’t do “action” movies, but I think she will get a kick out of Avengers, so try it out, but only if you have some background on these characters. In the end, this movie really seems to be the exposition for something even more massive. We now have assembled the Avengers, they know how to work as a team and why the should, and then comes the mid-credits scene. Again, I’m not a huge Marvel nerd, and, if it was only in comic books, I probably don’t really know it, but my viewing companions knew exactly what was going on when Thanos popped up on screen. After some judicious wiki-ing, he seems like the kind of villain you would need a superhero squad to take on, and I’m anxiously awaiting the announcement of Avengers 2.
And then we wait till the end of the credits. We knew something was going to be there, but what? They had already teased a sequel, shown everyone, even this film’s big bad, had survived the final battle, shown (or said) that the pre-established love interests were alive and well, so what was left. Should I spoil it? Well, if you’ve read this far without seeing it I might as well. Lunch. The team has gone out to lunch in a rubble strewn restaurant that could not have been very far from some of the heaviest fighting. It got a quick laugh as soon as it popped up, and as it went on with no dialogue, no slapstick, another few rounds of laughter. And then Thor takes a bite out of his pita, to huge laughs. It seemed the perfect punctuation to the film.
Thanks for reading, get ready for some more reviews as we head into summer movie season, and let me know if you like what I’m writing.




